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CALM YOUR TITS
CALM YOUR TITS
"I love you" doesn’t mean a fucking thing if you spit it down the throat of every girl who makes you feel less dead

(via extrasad)

"I love you" is so sacred and it’s said way too much.

(via gayisthenewokay)

ernbarassing:

is 2am an emotion

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.


Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014
Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014
shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

cieply:

My teacher takes these pics of me n uploads to Facebook

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.